Being a Hipster is too Mainstream

streeter:

collegehumor:

Today is Amir Cohen’s last day. He’s been here for 5 years making the site the pretty, making the site functional, making awesome new features, and throwing incredible dance parties. We’re going to miss the crap out of him.

Amir is going to seek help for his crippling addiction to alcohol, clearly seen in the above photograph. Over the years, we’ve called him ‘8Beer Cohen,’ ‘Amir Cognac’ and ‘Amir Cohennessey.” He has called us “lightweights,” “pussies” and “people who are supposed to be my friends but keep trying to tell me how to live my life. If I want to blackout, then I’m gonna blackout! This is my life and I make the rules!” 

We hope he gets the help he needs. We’ll miss you, Bud.

bye, other Amir!